"For those of you who want to watch the Equestrian events, get your butler to press the red button now."
- Andy Parsons, Things a Sports Commentator Would Never Say, Mock The Week (series 13, episode 4)
"Dear Enemy, I curse you and hope something slightly unpleasant happens to you. Like an onion falling on your head."
- Blackadder (via runecestershire)
"Oh, if only I could find a gentleman who will look past my illegitimate birth and vestigial toe!"
- Julia Quinn
The Sum of All Kisses
(Via Heather Bannon)
(Source: kindlequotes, via eloisajames)
DEAN’S GOT IT ALL
(WELL, EXCEPT PARENTS.. AND SOME FRIENDS.. COZ THEY’RE DEAD)
if you ever worry that you’re weird, or taking it a bit far as a fangirl, remember that people in ancient Rome used to buy vials of their favorite gladiator’s sweat to wear as perfume. so like. at least its not a new thing.